ok… well you all aren’t losers, obviously, as you ARE reading my blog!
in my quest for laziness creativity, i decided to do a video blog… enjoy my loves!
***warning… this post has adult content***
so i figured you folks would be interested in how a conversation between your authors goes… for the record, this is RANTS OF A WILD CHILD so just remember this as you’re reading the randomness of yours truly…
and our conversation went a little something like this:
JG*: yesss!!! I got some ass! LOL
ladebelle: HELL YEAH!!!!
JG*: *does the happy dance*
ladebelle: the more important thing is was it GREAT ass
JG*: i’m quite pleased
JG*: yes it was
JG*: CENSORED
ladebelle: excellent… you’ve done well young grasshopper
JG*: CENSORED
ladebelle: CENSORED
JG*: yea!
JG*: CENSORED
JG*: lmao
JG*: yea* homie put it down
JG*: i tell ya
ladebelle: man… there’s nothing like some great ass
JG*: CENSORED
ladebelle: they are…
JG*: had me fooled
ladebelle: tsk tsk tsk
JG*: CENSORED
ladebelle: it’s been my experience that the big dudes aren’t packing at all and most of the skinny dudes have 3rd legs
ladebelle: my husband is of the unordinary hence me marrying him
JG*: lmao!
JG*: right
JG*: i’ve discovered a lot regarding penis size
JG*: it’s completely random
ladebelle: short men… man
ladebelle: short men=tripods
JG*: lol amen!
ladebelle: yeah man…
JG*: so how’s today goin?
ladebelle: well u kno, at 8:45 am things can’t be too fucked up right?
ladebelle: lol
ladebelle: i worked out… got to work… and am now farting around trying to look busy
JG*: lmao
JG*: right
JG*: i’m bout to get this ymca membership for the low
ladebelle: get that…
JG*: ok.. i think i’m gettin the hang of this twitter thing
ladebelle: where is there a ymca?
JG*: i’m trying to get twitterberry on my phone
ladebelle: excellent… i saw u tweet
JG*: luckie street
JG*:: i just discovered how i can see when people reply to m
JG*: e*
ladebelle: ohhhh…
ladebelle: LOL!
ladebelle: (sigh) so special
JG*: i know right
ladebelle: man… y is it that whenever you work out, you end up more hungry and craving shit u didn’t before?
JG*: girl stop
JG*: i feel u on that
ladebelle: like yesterday i spent all day dreaming about kettle cooked chips
ladebelle: how in the hell am i supposed to lose any weight with that shit on my brain?!!?!?
ladebelle: ugh
ladebelle: and u know, u can really tell i work with a bunch of wf… i love them to death but they have no concept of hot and cold
ladebelle: like, it’s in the 30s outside and in the 50s inside our office
ladebelle: this shit don’t make NO sense!
JG*: lmao!
JG*: it’s 50 in here too
JG*: i have on a sweater……a hoodie..and a thick ass peacoat
ladebelle: and that’s a problem
JG*: yes
JG*: because i only have on 1 pair of socks
ladebelle: …
JG*: lmao
JG*: it’s cold enough for 2 pairs
JG*: in this bitch
ladebelle: i feel u… esp since i have no pairs of socks on
ladebelle: but my feet are hot
JG*: ummmm ur crazy
JG*: lol
ladebelle: just a scootch
ladebelle: but i’m really cold cuz my hair is still wet
JG*: oh no
JG*: ur trippin
JG*: lolJG*:don’t be havin me cookin u chicken noodle soup and stuff
ladebelle: lol
ladebelle: my hair is ALWAYS wet
JG*: u r like the internet guru
JG*: and i thought i was on my shit
ladebelle: that was super random
JG*: yes yes it was
JG*: and what
JG*: lol
ladebelle: lol
ladebelle: i mean, where did that come from?
JG*: the meebo thing
ladebelle: ohhhh
ladebelle: i didn’t mean to do that but i definitely LOVE meebe
ladebelle: *meebo
JG*: lol
JG*: meeeebo
JG*: that’s fun to say
ladebelle: … ur special
ladebelle: lol
JG*: shoot girl shoot
ladebelle: www.livestrong.com
ladebelle: did u see ur tweet?
JG*: lol
JG*: wait
JG*: which one
ladebelle: the one that i said at u
JG*: lol
JG*: lemme go check it out
ladebelle: and quit getting nasty with being nudged… u already got some in reality stop tryna get some virtually!
JG*: lmao
JG*: i know
JG*: this guy just nudged me
JG*: but he didn’t know what it meant
JG*: lol
ladebelle: the silliness of beginner tweeters
JG*: i know
JG*: we just tweetin all willy nilly
ladebelle: lol…so yesterday i was trying to do a video blog but my flip kept dying on me!
JG*: LOL
JG*: oooh high tech
JG*: i’m over here typin
JG*: and u video’in
ladebelle: it’s cuz i was feeling lazy and wanted to do something new
JG*: lol gotcha
ladebelle: however, i will be getting new batteries today
JG*: my forehead looks too big
JG*: on video
ladebelle: lol shut up jen
JG*: girl
JG*: i have a rhianna
JG*: and a tyra
JG*: combined
ladebelle: rhi rhi make that shit look SUPER hot tho
JG*: true
JG*: i’m workin on it
JG*: lol
please note the following things:
i hope enjoy the randomness that we call conversation!!!
btw, this was supposed to be yesterday’s post but we didn’t have the conversation till today (think about it for a sec) and tomorrow’s post will be a video blog of a one madame ladebelle! GET EXCITED!!!!
xoxo
ladebelle
Watch out.. Crazy bitch here! LOL
So recently I was told by one of my ex’s who I’m still really close to that I’m crazy. It went like this:
Me: You know what? I need to realize that just like you date crazy girls, I think I like crazy guys.
Him: There’s nothing wrong with that. As long as you recognize you’re one of the crazy girls.
Me: *looking around* (Even though we were chatting online) Me!? I am!?
Him: Yes. When I tell girls about my crazy exes, you’re one of the stories.
Me: Wow! But I mean. I’m not like… crazy crazy. Bust the windows out ya car crazy!?
Him: No…. but you’re crazy in the head.
That’s how it went. It took me about 20 minutes to digest it. Then he hit me with:
Him: Well… I always end the story with “but she’s really sweet and awesome and we’re still really close.”
So what does that mean? I’m that sweet awesome girl who will freak-the-hell-out on you and have you tellin stories about me for years? Ok maybe not years. I might be giving myself too much credit on that one. But I am JG* and I do have that effect on people.
So yea*. I found out last week that I’m crazy. I kinda feel like it’s a badge of honor. You know Kanye said (review coming soon!!!) “Shawty kinda crazy but it turn me on” so you know it must be a good thing if the Good Mr. West said it.
I’m kinda excited. Like I feel like this is a big step in my love life. Guys LOVE a crazy bitch. It plays into their ego or something. They get off thinking to themselves “I made that bitch crazy. Yea!!! I got that make a bitch crazy wang!” So what if you aren’t the guy that did it? Are you then like “I got a crazy bitch. I’m gonna tame her! Yea!!! I got that tame a crazy bitch wang!” I think it all goes back to their wangs.
Sex must be better with a crazy girl. You know. Get her all riled up and then she’s actin all crazy and the guy just swoops in with his personal calming device. But it’s that crazy/beautiful sex. That Mr & Mrs. Smith kickin-yo-ass-then-stickin-it-in sex. You break a few things around the house, and you get all scratched up and afterwards you’re like “damn you’re crazy!” but it was worth it.
So yea* with all that being said, I’m embracing my crazy. I’m getting closer to 25 and I think this is a step in the right direction. So if you’re feeling like your love life just isn’t where it needs to be. Go crazy. Your type of crazy may vary, but just do it! I’m telling you! It works. I tell guys sometimes that I’m crazy, and they love it! I wish I would have gone crazy a long time ago!
EMBRACE IT!
This shit is real crazy. But he embraced it!
JG*
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