***warning… this post has adult content***
so i figured you folks would be interested in how a conversation between your authors goes… for the record, this is RANTS OF A WILD CHILD so just remember this as you’re reading the randomness of yours truly…
and our conversation went a little something like this:
JG*: yesss!!! I got some ass! LOL
ladebelle: HELL YEAH!!!!
JG*: *does the happy dance*
ladebelle: the more important thing is was it GREAT ass
JG*: i’m quite pleased
JG*: yes it was
ladebelle: excellent… you’ve done well young grasshopper
JG*: yea* homie put it down
JG*: i tell ya
ladebelle: man… there’s nothing like some great ass
ladebelle: they are…
JG*: had me fooled
ladebelle: tsk tsk tsk
ladebelle: it’s been my experience that the big dudes aren’t packing at all and most of the skinny dudes have 3rd legs
ladebelle: my husband is of the unordinary hence me marrying him
JG*: i’ve discovered a lot regarding penis size
JG*: it’s completely random
ladebelle: short men… man
ladebelle: short men=tripods
JG*: lol amen!
ladebelle: yeah man…
JG*: so how’s today goin?
ladebelle: well u kno, at 8:45 am things can’t be too fucked up right?
ladebelle: i worked out… got to work… and am now farting around trying to look busy
JG*: i’m bout to get this ymca membership for the low
ladebelle: get that…
JG*: ok.. i think i’m gettin the hang of this twitter thing
ladebelle: where is there a ymca?
JG*: i’m trying to get twitterberry on my phone
ladebelle: excellent… i saw u tweet
JG*: luckie street
JG*:: i just discovered how i can see when people reply to m
ladebelle: (sigh) so special
JG*: i know right
ladebelle: man… y is it that whenever you work out, you end up more hungry and craving shit u didn’t before?
JG*: girl stop
JG*: i feel u on that
ladebelle: like yesterday i spent all day dreaming about kettle cooked chips
ladebelle: how in the hell am i supposed to lose any weight with that shit on my brain?!!?!?
ladebelle: and u know, u can really tell i work with a bunch of wf… i love them to death but they have no concept of hot and cold
ladebelle: like, it’s in the 30s outside and in the 50s inside our office
ladebelle: this shit don’t make NO sense!
JG*: it’s 50 in here too
JG*: i have on a sweater……a hoodie..and a thick ass peacoat
ladebelle: and that’s a problem
JG*: because i only have on 1 pair of socks
JG*: it’s cold enough for 2 pairs
JG*: in this bitch
ladebelle: i feel u… esp since i have no pairs of socks on
ladebelle: but my feet are hot
JG*: ummmm ur crazy
ladebelle: just a scootch
ladebelle: but i’m really cold cuz my hair is still wet
JG*: oh no
JG*: ur trippin
JG*:don’t be havin me cookin u chicken noodle soup and stuff
ladebelle: my hair is ALWAYS wet
JG*: u r like the internet guru
JG*: and i thought i was on my shit
ladebelle: that was super random
JG*: yes yes it was
JG*: and what
ladebelle: i mean, where did that come from?
JG*: the meebo thing
ladebelle: i didn’t mean to do that but i definitely LOVE meebe
JG*: that’s fun to say
ladebelle: … ur special
JG*: shoot girl shoot
ladebelle: did u see ur tweet?
JG*: which one
ladebelle: the one that i said at u
JG*: lemme go check it out
ladebelle: and quit getting nasty with being nudged… u already got some in reality stop tryna get some virtually!
JG*: i know
JG*: this guy just nudged me
JG*: but he didn’t know what it meant
ladebelle: the silliness of beginner tweeters
JG*: i know
JG*: we just tweetin all willy nilly
ladebelle: lol…so yesterday i was trying to do a video blog but my flip kept dying on me!
JG*: oooh high tech
JG*: i’m over here typin
JG*: and u video’in
ladebelle: it’s cuz i was feeling lazy and wanted to do something new
JG*: lol gotcha
ladebelle: however, i will be getting new batteries today
JG*: my forehead looks too big
JG*: on video
ladebelle: lol shut up jen
JG*: i have a rhianna
JG*: and a tyra
ladebelle: rhi rhi make that shit look SUPER hot tho
JG*: i’m workin on it
please note the following things:
- yes, JG* did in fact begin our conversation with news of her sexual exploits… loves it
- rhi rhi does have a huge forehead AND works the hell out of it… waaaay better then tyra
- if you want to follow us on twitter, http://www.twitter.com/ladebelle or http://www.twitter.com/jgeezy14
- we are the coolest people that you will ever talk to so in case you do wanna chat with us as we make pretend to work, hit us up for our contact info by posting a comment below.
- although this post does contain some adult language and content, we did have to censor some things… sorry guys…
i hope enjoy the randomness that we call conversation!!!
btw, this was supposed to be yesterday’s post but we didn’t have the conversation till today (think about it for a sec) and tomorrow’s post will be a video blog of a one madame ladebelle! GET EXCITED!!!!