Ever get so drunk that you go beyond belligerent and circle back into complete functionality? Meaning, one minute you’re stumbling, words slurred, and giggling, the next minute you’re waxing poetic about pies and cooking a full 4-course meal.
That’s how I feel right now.
It’s 9:30 A.M. and I’m late writing this post because I am still….drunk.
I broke all sorts of rules last night. I drank on a weekday, I didn’t drink water along the way, and I consumed my beverages within about 45 minutes.
I wore snakeskin shoes to hang out with someone who has a snake. How rude of me. I also punked one of the co-workers of the friend I was hanging out with because he was baby sitting his drink. Again, how rude of me. LOL
All this, I am paying for at this moment. I’m at work, but under my cute red peacoat I’m sporting sweats. I’m sure my boss didn’t see me. Now if I can only hide out until 5:30.
This day is sure to get even more interesting. If you follow me on Twitter, stay tuned. If you don’t, start. LOL
To my Ranters, give me your best drunk story.
Also. Don’t forget to hit up JG* Runs the City. It’s a great cause.
J “sorry this post is so short, I’m drunk!” G*
P.S. I’m doing so well with the things I said I’d change in 2009. This was a baby relapse. LOL Better luck today!