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It’s been a great week for the blog and Ladebelle and I thank you all the way from our pretty pedicured toes to the bottom of our ranting hearts. Thanks for the comments and just for being here! Obviously, the XXX-rated content really gets folks goin’. So in an effort to end the week strong, today I’ll be talking about one of my favorite topics, and hopefully you’ll learn something. Me and one of my coolest (and icy) twitter friends SingleBlackMale share a very common bond here and I hope he doesn’t mind the shout out and make sure you check out his blog. It’s lovely. So today’s topic is. 

PORN. 

People act like they don’t love porn, but given how much money the porn industry makes, this is clearly one of those “little while lies” we tell in good company. Well I’m saying it loud and proud. I’m JG* and Porn is good. 

 

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People have all sorts of reasons as to why they watch porn. Some say it’s “funny” and “good for a laugh”, some say “the girls are pretty, I just like to see the girls”, some may say “it’s just fun to sit around with the fellas and watch”, and some might be on the right track “It turns me on, and that’s pretty much the nuts (heh) and berries of it”. 

If you watch Porn for any other reason than carnal entertainment, then you might have a problem. Men who watch porn with their homies over some beers and a pizza have an even bigger problem. There’s no way a guy can watch hot naked girls and not get a little excited. And if the only thing surrounding you is your homeboys, then this story cannot end positively. 

I don’t watch porn that is “funny”. Matter of fact, I could go without the plot. That would be a waste of my time and me and my friend’s don’t kick it like that. I either watch porn in the comforts of my own home (or office), alone, with only the comforts of my most precious accessories, or I watch it with a S.O. Watching porn with a partner is probably the best thing that you can do for a relationship. It allows him to feel comfortable watching porn and he knows you’re ok with it, and you won’t trip if you find his collection, it’s great bonding time, and it spices up the sex life. Which we all know is important to a relationship. Well, in a relationship where sex is involved. Also, if you guys are just starting to feel each other out sexually, it’s a great way to let him know things you are interested in, but may be too shy to tell him. Conversely, you also get to see what he’s interested in and whether you should run and call the police, or go out back and get the wooden horse you’ve been hiding along with the cat o’nine tails. 

I particularly can only watch “Ebony” (I hate that term) porn. Maybe a little Lucy Thai here or there or Cherokee (not the black one) but overall I’m pretty much Black on Black. Which brings me to my next, final, and most important point. Porn stars. 

I love Porn Stars. I’m a heterosexual female who is not above watching porn with beautiful women. Plus we all know that the men in porn are typically below par and are only good for their wangs.

 Justin Slayer is a must have with his famous “Superman” move, he is sure to get any party started. I must admit though, being “slayed” is not something I want on my resume. 

Alllll the ladies love Mr. Marcus. I feel like he’s been in the game for forever! He looks like Derek Luke on steroids, but that’s ok. I’ve seen his moves, checked his swag. He gets an A+ in my book. He also did a flick with the one and only:

Karrine “Superhead” Steffans I’ve seen her work. And I admit, she’s good at what she does. But she’s really only good for one thing, and a guy can only go for the money shot so many times before he starts to realize that many a man has probably done the exact same thing on her face and therefore he’s kissed a lot of wang by kissing her. Scary. 

But on to my favorites. 

Lacey Duvalle. I’m trying to keep this slightly safe for work. If there were ever a girl to make me apologize to my parents it would be her. (Well, actually, It’s Lauren London, but she’s not a porn star, and we’re talking about porn.) I told my parents this as well. They are good people and laughed about it. The only reason I wouldn’t seriously is because, well, let’s be for real. She’s a porn star. I love Lacey, and she’s bad-ass. She’s worked with damn near everyone, Cherokee, India, you name it. She was great before she had the work done but she’s still pretty now. 

Lucy Thai. So she’s not black, but she’s kinda my hero. I’ve seen some of her stuff, and it’s really put me on to game. There’s a lot to learn out there, and Lucy has the cliff’s notes. 

Misti Love. She’s a leo and she’s only 8 days younger than me. Yet she’s already done much more in life than I have. I’m cool with letting her hold that title, but still. The girl is ambitious. I find it odd that’s she’s been in “Ass Like That” considering she doesn’t have much of one. But she’s top heavy and from what I hear the guys like that. I just like her cuz she’s a Leo. 

I’ll give honorable mentions to a few others out there who are truly making moves in the game. I didn’t want this to get  too long, so I’ll just show some quick love. Cherokee (not the black one) is badddddd-assss. Check her out. Pinky is everyone’s closet favorite. You hate to love her. But we all know how she rolls. I don’t even need to link her. India has been holding steady in the game for quite some time now, much respect (as much as you can give a porn star) to her, and there are plenty others. 

 

So lovely Ranters, any faves out there? Am I total weirdo because I’m a woman who loves Porn? And if I am, is that so bad? 

Sucky sucky two dolla and I’m out!

 

JG*

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29 Comments

  1. OMG!!! you totally forgot lex(ington) steele!!! not only is he a beast in bed, but he’s like a genius too!!!

  2. You’re right! Ewww but what about that light skinned bald headed guy. He’s in everything. Who is that guy? He’s not the business.

  3. Belladonna, Belladonna, Belladonna

  4. Lacey used to be my fav. However, she has let her damn self go. Mercy! She gotta hit the dang gym. That real!

    See, I think porn is cool. It’s just another reflection of society. It like everything else has spectrum. People think lowly of porn, but some of these same people get caught in bathrooms doing sex acts. Let’s give the sh!t a break.

  5. I’ve always thought I’d produce a porn. I just haven’t gotten to it. LOL

  6. We have similar taste in women(Lacey and Lauren) LMAO

  7. @ Damany I don’t know too many people who look down on porn. Prudes maybe. And they have far worse issues. I’m not into super nasty kinky ish. But sex is sex. No matter how you approach it, everyone will do it at some point in time. As far as it being misogynistic I have to say it depends. Some say it’s Black Male (therefore Male period) privilege to be able to watch porn with women being sexualized, I say that as a woman I have the same right to be able to watch that same exact video, and hell even make one of me own. Women have got to learn to embrace sexuality. Porn stars get paid to do what they like. Aint no shame in that. (I mean I wouldn’t do it. But that’s just me lol)

  8. Politicians, religious folk. But I think your point might go to my point actually. Er’body lubs humpin. Those who say they don’t are lying.

  9. I’m a woman who loves porn… but like you I can only do black on black… and I dont care for the plot too much either…

    I cant stand porn where there is just a whole lot of loud yelling and moaning for no reason though.

    I dont follow it enough to know people’s names etc… but I have seen marcus… and with superhead… to me he aint all that… he’s always making these weird glances at the camera that freak me out

  10. I love black porn cuz of them fat booty shots. It’s my number one shot. Can’t get that with white porn. And the girls sound all fake and white in white porn. LOL I gotta hear that sista doing them black sounds. White girls just don’t have it.

  11. bbllleehhhh………..gimme a dose of my fave midget “Pinky”..with a splash of “Jada Fire” and her sexy ass lips and huge nipples and Im good to go!…..those other birds are bleehh! LOL

  12. LOL!! Listening to Becky’s is enough to drive you up a wall. And they use the dumbest words. It’s all wrong.

  13. I don’t really get down on watching porn (OK, maybe every once and awhile).

    You see, the reason(s) why I don’t like porn are because:
    1) I’d rather be doing than viewing.
    2) It’s all very bad acting.
    3) See #1

    The ones I have happened to watch were pretty bad (sans the lovely Miss Steffans AKA Supahead) but it’s Black porn which usually consists of a scene like this:

    Anatomically Blessed Black Man: Yeah, what’s your name, sweetheart?
    Anatomically Blessed Black Woman: Shallondria
    Anatomically Blessed Black Man: Shallondria, where you from?
    Shallondria: Crenshaw and Wilshire, over there by Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles.
    Anatomically Blessed Black Man: Fa real, I got folks down that way… Mayn-Mayn, Craig, Day-Day, Smokey, Deebo… you know any of them?
    Shallondria: I know Smokey, he use to date my homegirl. She kinda look like Janet Jackson.
    Anatomically Blessed Black Man: Aw, she lookin that good?!! You gone have to bring her through next time you come see me!
    Shallondria: that’s straight, Mandingo – wanna see my booty clap?
    Anatomically Blessed Black Man: Yeah, lemme see what you workin’ with!
    Shallondria: OK, Mandingo – where that phat-azz bass track with some unknown rapper on it?
    Anatomically Blessed Black Man: Right, chere!

    By this time, 20 minutes have elapsed! My attention span ain’t that doggone long!

    White porn on the other hand is straight to the point.

    Anatomically Blessed White Man: Hey.
    Anatomically Enhanced White Woman (you know those are implants): Hey. Lemme give you some oral lovin’.
    Anatomically Blessed White Man: Sweet.

    Easy as pie.

    Let’s be real. I don’t think anyone in these films is gonna be nominated for an Oscar anytime soon so let’s get to gettin’!

  14. See… I ignore all plot. LOL That’s why there’s a fast forward option.

  15. People use the plot to get warmed up!

  16. lol… you ALL are ridiculous…

    i like plots… i guess i like classy porn… none of that hardcore-cum-in-your-eye bullshit… that’s nasty… can’t do that…

    @eb… i totally agree… all that moaning and shit is a major turn off…

    @mr.smartguy… yeah… i feel your reasoning however, porn is great to watch with someone and see if you can do the same thing as them, only better

  17. I like plots, just walking into the room and sticking it in is too forward for me. And as you can tell I don’t watch that much. I prefer black on black. I don’t won any or have the slightest idea who you all are referring to, but I may just go cope a video.

    It’s winter, I need a warm body, why not warm up my own to a nice video… I can use some upgraded accessories too!

  18. The cheesy plots should just stay. I mean honestly it’s porn right? The object is to watch somebody get the biz fast and quick. If I want drama I’ll stick guessing the girl on the train in front of me bra size. That’s intrigue.

    Besides we don’t see enough good Indian and Eskimo porn. Sup with that? “lick that ice baby…yeah right there”, “Daddy smack that dream catcher”…That’s dialogue.

  19. Yall have convinced me. I’m start doing porn.

    • Well… I feel like this is a good thing? LOL Hilarious. I was part of a group of people to convince someone to start doing porn. I love feeding ambitions.

  20. I’m a female who likes porn, tho I don’t watch as often as I could/should so I’m not hip to all the stars & production companies and ish. I’d welcome a dude with a collection, cuz I ain’t got one. I found a flick in my son’s dresser that I confiscated but have yet to watch, tho.

    Perhaps this is a bit narcissistic, but I tend to like flicks with women who resemble and are shaped up kinda like myself. And it’s not a fantasizing thing where I’m picturing myself in the scene…nothing like that. Its just what does it for me. Its the same way with scrippas. Cuz I’m with ladebelle…I wanna see some nice looking women who at least look as good as me. Otherwise I’ll just stay home with a mirror.

  21. Mr. Marcus is my hero.
    lol
    I started wearing tube socks because of him..

  22. i love this post! i love watching porn and have often watched it with my girlfriends. i would have to say that i do enjoy the plot lines and the “funny” porn. you’ve inspired me to write about porn on my blog!

    M
    http://scienceandstilettos.blogspot.com/

  23. Loved this post. This weekend while on vacay with my family, my older cousin said her son’s girlfriend told her that she watches porn while she’s folding clothes. Everybody was like “what the hell? why did you just put her on blast like that in front of everybody?” And then we laughed for about 5 minutes.

    Anywho, I only like Black on Black, as well. I don’t know any names of stars or even the titles of the flicks, nor do I pay attention to plots…fast forward to the good stuff, please and thank you. I must admit though, as much as I enjoy porn, I’m not too keen on my significant other enjoying it. I mean, he can watch it every now and then, but there are some men who scare me with their fascination…I stay away from them as much as I can. lol

  24. Ok … so I’m really really really late considering I was mentioned in the post … but I read it days ago … busy ass weekend.

    Anyways … I’m overly impressed at the your choices. And I agree … Karrine was only good for one thing. You know she did 2 scenes though …

    Anyways … I need to find me a girl who will watch with me … thats a Mrs. SBM pre-req!

  25. “And the girls sound all fake and white in white porn. LOL I gotta hear that sista doing them black sounds.”

    just had to say LMAO at this white sounds vs black sounds.

  26. Porn is actually why they invented the internet. Didn’t y’all know that?

    @ JG Lily Thai is definitely a monster.
    @ Npumper yup Jada Fire’s nipples are the best and if you’ve ever seen Pinky in action with her strap on.

    http://www.pornub.com It’s free go have at it!

  27. Porn with your hmoeboys…? That’s odd, unless it’s a must see video and you are in the moment. By that I mean the conversation goes:

    Homeboy: Did you see Superhead yet?
    Homeboy 2: Nope, you have it?
    Homeboy: Yes.

    Even then you do a two minute skim through and then get it burned on a cd.

    As far as porn being funny, it’s not so much the plot it’s the actors. Hands down the most entertaining person in porn is Wesely Pipes (No Homo). The new Lacey Duvalle is Kapri Styles.

  28. @ JJennings you’re correct. Porn is to be watched alone or with a room full of random hot chicks ;-p However, the fellas should not be sitting around on a Wednesday night singing: “Are you ready for some Pornoooooooooos.”


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