I’ve always wondered what this meant. I mean in my mind good girls are the ones that well… do good. Bad girls, are the ones who don’t. One is a pillar in society, the other is in jail. However, like anything else things aren’t always what they seem. According to a random poll that I took with complete and total biases, no proper sample, and no kind of professionalism, I came to the conclusion that there are hardly any good girls left in the world. Here is what my research turned up for me.
- Somewhat Nerdy
- Very Sweet & Kind
- Tend to be under-developed (What!)
- Wears clothes that fit her
- Eat healthy (again… What!?)
- Not virgins
- Have tattoos/piercings
- Are very sweet & kind as well
- Despite the above statement they are fond of trickery and using their feminine wiles
- Probably smokes cigarettes
- Shops at Wet Seal, Rave, and Man Alive
- Also shops at only high-end stores because she’s got some simp paying for it
- Dances provocatively
- Smart, but also not smart.
- This list seriously goes on and on
So pardon me for thinking WTHeck. How do you figure? These are seriously some responses I received in my random polling of people who clearly should not be allowed to speak in public. Judging by this criteria I am a pretty much just a girl. Not good or bad. It got worse but I thought I would spare the readers. Why is it that Good Girls have to be nuns and Bad Girls equal the devil. What does this differentiation even necessary? A good girl is under-developed!? Please tell me how she is able to really help that. If she has a child (which if she’s not married, automatically makes her a Bad Girl) and grows a body all of a sudden, is she then a Bad Girl? I’m so confused. Please help me people. All jokes aside, when Rihianna was the “Good Girl Gone Bad” what exactly did that mean? Was it like “Genie In a Bottle” Christina Aguilera to “Dirty” Christina? And even in that case, Christina became a “Bad Girl” when out of her little group of Pop Starlets she seems to be the one faring the best and doing things right in life. Interesting.
What are you definitions of a Good Girl vs a Bad Girl. Can you tell me the point of even defining this? Are you a good girl or are you a bad girl? Menfolk, which do you prefer?
J “adjusting my halo” G*
In light of recent events and the rumors that followed regarding Chris Brown and Rihanna, it got me to thinking. (I’m not going to rant on that issue over here, but I will send you over to The MOGUL Group where I did manage to get all of my anger out) So without discussing the original situation that led to the rumors, I’ll just skip right to it. Word on the street is that Mr. Brown might be a little Blue over his wang being a little green. (I totally don’t believe this, but just go with me)
Everyone worries about getting burned. One of my favorite songs on the 88-Key’s album addresses this appropriately: Burning Bush. It’s a real problem out in the streets and you would think people would be more careful. But with the statistics out there staggering it seems like every other person you pass in the street has something yet when the questions are asked, everyone seems to be squeaky clean. Granted there are plenty of diseases that are quiet and dormant and never give you reason to kick down the nearest clinic door, but that just means you need to be a good steward over your privates and get that check-up regularly.
So what would you do if you looked down and discovered that your most prized posessions are experiencing their own “I Am Legend” transformation?
Well if you are in a relationship, it all depends. If you have been good on your end then I’m sure the first thought to go through your mind is “Oh…. i’mma kill that fool!” (man or woman) If you might have slipped up a time or two it gets a little tricky. It’s almost like the girl who is pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is. Kinda hard to go on Maury and ask “Who gave me this STD?” This is why I say constant check ups are enomously important. They give you Benchmarks. On May 20th you messed around with Random X. On August 15th you had a check-up and you were clean. You and the boo continued to do you and on October 14th you were burning. In this situation you can reasonably deduce the source of the itch. Getting a check up at least 2-3 months after a suspect affair should give you accurate results. Either way, how do you approach the giver of bad news? Coming at them like a wildwo(man) isn’t going to save you from the rubber gloves.
So what if you realize that it’s you that’s out there giving people the “forevers”? How do you tell the people you’re involved with and more importantly the one you love? What if it was something you didn’t know you had. Like HPV or something. In that case, your current boyfriend could have given it to you but since he can’t be tested (or affected really) neither of you knew.
If your girl said she had something like HPV how would you respond considering it really doesn’t affect *YOU* but could affect any future women if she doesn’t have staying power. And it may have been YOUR fault. It is definitely one of those sleeper sneaky diseases and not even a condom can save her. They also say that 80% of all women will eventually get this.
Are you more lenient if the “problem” in question can be gone with a simple co-pay, some antibiotics, and a week without liquor? If you met someone who you really liked and they had the burning bush but they were upfront with you and even had solutions as to how to safely have sex with them would you go for it?
These are some serious questions!
***warning… this post has adult content***
so i figured you folks would be interested in how a conversation between your authors goes… for the record, this is RANTS OF A WILD CHILD so just remember this as you’re reading the randomness of yours truly…
and our conversation went a little something like this:
JG*: yesss!!! I got some ass! LOL
ladebelle: HELL YEAH!!!!
JG*: *does the happy dance*
ladebelle: the more important thing is was it GREAT ass
JG*: i’m quite pleased
JG*: yes it was
ladebelle: excellent… you’ve done well young grasshopper
JG*: yea* homie put it down
JG*: i tell ya
ladebelle: man… there’s nothing like some great ass
ladebelle: they are…
JG*: had me fooled
ladebelle: tsk tsk tsk
ladebelle: it’s been my experience that the big dudes aren’t packing at all and most of the skinny dudes have 3rd legs
ladebelle: my husband is of the unordinary hence me marrying him
JG*: i’ve discovered a lot regarding penis size
JG*: it’s completely random
ladebelle: short men… man
ladebelle: short men=tripods
JG*: lol amen!
ladebelle: yeah man…
JG*: so how’s today goin?
ladebelle: well u kno, at 8:45 am things can’t be too fucked up right?
ladebelle: i worked out… got to work… and am now farting around trying to look busy
JG*: i’m bout to get this ymca membership for the low
ladebelle: get that…
JG*: ok.. i think i’m gettin the hang of this twitter thing
ladebelle: where is there a ymca?
JG*: i’m trying to get twitterberry on my phone
ladebelle: excellent… i saw u tweet
JG*: luckie street
JG*:: i just discovered how i can see when people reply to m
ladebelle: (sigh) so special
JG*: i know right
ladebelle: man… y is it that whenever you work out, you end up more hungry and craving shit u didn’t before?
JG*: girl stop
JG*: i feel u on that
ladebelle: like yesterday i spent all day dreaming about kettle cooked chips
ladebelle: how in the hell am i supposed to lose any weight with that shit on my brain?!!?!?
ladebelle: and u know, u can really tell i work with a bunch of wf… i love them to death but they have no concept of hot and cold
ladebelle: like, it’s in the 30s outside and in the 50s inside our office
ladebelle: this shit don’t make NO sense!
JG*: it’s 50 in here too
JG*: i have on a sweater……a hoodie..and a thick ass peacoat
ladebelle: and that’s a problem
JG*: because i only have on 1 pair of socks
JG*: it’s cold enough for 2 pairs
JG*: in this bitch
ladebelle: i feel u… esp since i have no pairs of socks on
ladebelle: but my feet are hot
JG*: ummmm ur crazy
ladebelle: just a scootch
ladebelle: but i’m really cold cuz my hair is still wet
JG*: oh no
JG*: ur trippin
JG*:don’t be havin me cookin u chicken noodle soup and stuff
ladebelle: my hair is ALWAYS wet
JG*: u r like the internet guru
JG*: and i thought i was on my shit
ladebelle: that was super random
JG*: yes yes it was
JG*: and what
ladebelle: i mean, where did that come from?
JG*: the meebo thing
ladebelle: i didn’t mean to do that but i definitely LOVE meebe
JG*: that’s fun to say
ladebelle: … ur special
JG*: shoot girl shoot
ladebelle: did u see ur tweet?
JG*: which one
ladebelle: the one that i said at u
JG*: lemme go check it out
ladebelle: and quit getting nasty with being nudged… u already got some in reality stop tryna get some virtually!
JG*: i know
JG*: this guy just nudged me
JG*: but he didn’t know what it meant
ladebelle: the silliness of beginner tweeters
JG*: i know
JG*: we just tweetin all willy nilly
ladebelle: lol…so yesterday i was trying to do a video blog but my flip kept dying on me!
JG*: oooh high tech
JG*: i’m over here typin
JG*: and u video’in
ladebelle: it’s cuz i was feeling lazy and wanted to do something new
JG*: lol gotcha
ladebelle: however, i will be getting new batteries today
JG*: my forehead looks too big
JG*: on video
ladebelle: lol shut up jen
JG*: i have a rhianna
JG*: and a tyra
ladebelle: rhi rhi make that shit look SUPER hot tho
JG*: i’m workin on it
please note the following things:
- yes, JG* did in fact begin our conversation with news of her sexual exploits… loves it
- rhi rhi does have a huge forehead AND works the hell out of it… waaaay better then tyra
- if you want to follow us on twitter, http://www.twitter.com/ladebelle or http://www.twitter.com/jgeezy14
- we are the coolest people that you will ever talk to so in case you do wanna chat with us as we make pretend to work, hit us up for our contact info by posting a comment below.
- although this post does contain some adult language and content, we did have to censor some things… sorry guys…
i hope enjoy the randomness that we call conversation!!!
btw, this was supposed to be yesterday’s post but we didn’t have the conversation till today (think about it for a sec) and tomorrow’s post will be a video blog of a one madame ladebelle! GET EXCITED!!!!